Thursday, April 16, 2009

I'm not responsible for what happens to you if you read this...

You probably don't want to see what goes on in my head on a regular basis. It's not a pretty sight, and I doubt you could keep up. I can't even keep up! In fact, just yesterday, my poor husband fell victim (again) to the warped, scattered speed of my brain. I started to say something to him and before my sentence was out, I had touched on about EIGHT other topics. The look in his eyes simply said "Here we go again," but that isn't what came out of his mouth. Instead, it was something along the lines of "FOCUS!!" but I couldn't hear him because my brain wandered off again, and with it goes my hearing. Yes, this happens often. Lucky for me, he's used to it...reason #459 why I love him!

So, here are some snippets of thoughts plaguing my brain today.

I need to get some laundry going or else the family is going to have to get used to being naked.

I want to take a photography class again.

Ooh, that would mean I could justify buying another camera.

I want to go on vacation. Hawaii sounds good to me right now. But that isn't a road trip....so where do I want to go on a road trip.

I don't have a clue how to clean out the front closet to make it a functional, organized closet instead of a sad catch-all.

Are we going to do a garden this year? We've talked about it since last summer, but haven't done anything about it. Looks like it will be a porch garden at this rate. Just as long as I have a constant supply of tomatoes, I guess I'll be good.

I need the garage cleaned out. There is just way too much crap out there that we are keeping for no reason.

I wish the computer would fix itself. I'm not in the mood to take it back in to Geek Squad so that I am without it for another 4-6 weeks. They say 2-3 because they would expedite it, but they said that last time and it took over four weeks. Holding my breath here would be stupid.

I need a shower, but I need to finish this post.

Coffee.

Mmm, Mexican Coffee from Cool Beans.

Edelweiss. ♫Edelweiss, Edelweiss♫..........hey I warned you! Read at your own risk!

Email Mom and tell her I love my Dyson. Oh, I guess I don't need to email her now if she reads this post.

I hate California. It was 52° yesterday and it's going to be 90° by Monday? Come on! I want to enjoy the windows open for more than 3 hours on Saturday. I'm not ready for air conditioning yet. The effing heater is still running!!

I love my new van.

I'll never buy another car without a sunroof.

I wonder how the Naxx run will go with everyone duel-spec'd.

Crunch bars - - they can be the breakfast of champions, right? Regardless, they're my breakfast.

I should just surprise David and order that face mask he wants for riding. Mmm, probably let the cat out of the bag on that one.

Why is that even a phrase anyway? "Let the cat out of the bag"....why were they putting cats IN a bag in the first place?

Wow, this is out of control. I probably should just wrap things up here. Are you scared yet? I am. I also can't believe I've put this in writing. Please, do not call the local asylum. White is not my color, and you won't find a straight-jacket in my size.

Don't ask how I know things like this.

3 comments:

  1. LOL!! You've got me in stitches! And I know what you're talking about (sad to say). If my mind isn't out wandering around by itself, it's bouncing around the inside of my head like it's on a trampoline. Have a new sign - "Drink Coffee - do stupid things faster and with more energy"

    Glad to hear you love the Dyson. We just recently bought a new vac or I'd go check it out.

    Love yous!

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  2. My mind should go wandering off alone more often, because otherwise, THIS is what happens.

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  3. Carie4:13 PM

    Well at least I know that I'm not alone in this craziness. Poor Derek and David....I'm sure as we age this is only going to get worse. I think that my brain functions the same way I clean my house--and since right now you are picturing yourself cleaning the house then you completely get what I am saying!
    I actually keep a notebook by me on the couch, I am constantly making notes and lists, and then breaking those lists down into more lists, then I research everything on the computer and log all of the websites, and then break those down,form yet another list, and then organize everything with yet one more list. When I look back thru it days or weeks later, I am often left confused......well I am sure you understand.
    Good Post Sis!

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